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2025 Best Picture Nominees Ranked

It’s Oscar Sunday, and Movies Up Close’s annual rankings of the Best Picture Nominees are here. This year, I shortened my review format so that each review/analysis consists of only a paragraph of 200 words or less (except for Dune, which I wrote a full commentary about earlier this year). Each ranked entry is linked to its review on this site. Quite a few of these contain spoilers; you’ve been warned.

As usual, after the rankings I’ve included some brief commentary about the field as a whole.

Without further ado:

10. Emilia Pérez
9. Wicked
8. A Complete Unknown
7. Dune: Part 2
6. Conclave
5. Nickel Boys
4. The Substance
3. The Brutalist
2. I’m Still Here
1. Anora

Last year’s Best Picture field, as I wrote then, was maybe the strongest since the expansion of the field to ten nominees. This year’s, though, is one of the weakest. I didn’t extract any significant takeaways from movies 6-10 on this list, except, perhaps, in the case of #10, that one may escape justice for mass murder by switching their gender. Movies 7-9 simply lack the ambition for this kind of recognition: calling them crowd pleasers would be fair enough, but, just like people pleasers, you’ll get sick of them soon. (Where are all the Barbie stans now, huh?)

On the plus side, the top three on this list offer durable, challenging viewing experiences. I had to think hard about which of the three to award the top spot; they’re each deserving in different ways. But the intensities of I’m Still Here and The Brutalist, while formidable, taper as their runtimes go. Only Anora climbs in emotion throughout, culminating in this year’s most remarkable scene: a beaten down woman receiving perhaps the first kindness of her life—certainly the first from a man—a proof of goodness in the world, like Willy Wonka’s gobstopper, except Ani, closing her fingers around it, has, like the rest of us, no chocolate factory to bequeath; not even her body will do; she has only her own kindness to offer in return, which will never and can never be enough: for the first time ever, the transaction will never be finished, the rates never established, the money never counted. Breaking down in the closing seconds, she sees the gargantuan responsibility ahead of her—but this is life, or at least life outside the vicious influence of the ultra-rich, from which, like Ani, we would all do well to escape.

–Jim Andersen

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Movie Review – Nickel Boys

Nickel Boys is an unusual adaptation with some bold directorial decisions. Not all of them worked for me, but originality is hard to come by, and this film about an atypical subject—friendship between young boys—told in atypical fashion—via first-person camerawork, as usually reserved for the likes of Michael Myers—stands as a welcome curiosity among the Best Picture field. My appreciation for it has grown in the two days since I watched it. In one scene, for example, the protagonist readies to receive a vicious beating, but the movie, instead of depicting it, cuts to a series of old photos of beaten boys, emphasizing the shared rather than the personal nature of his experience. I didn’t like that choice while I was watching, but now, I see that it was correct: this isn’t a story about violence, like 12 Years a Slave; it’s a story about memories: how the traumatic ones hold us down, and how the good ones—the ones about the people we love—lift us up. The film leaves things out, yes, but only because we’ve forgotten them. Even poor Turner, excavating his damaged mind, can only uncover, when it comes to the worst horrors, those cold, clinical photographs.

–Jim Andersen

 

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Movie Review – Wicked

I’ve now encountered the story of Wicked in its book, stage, and movie iterations, and none of them have made any sense to me. I can admire the new film for its set design, choreography, musical performances, and CGI visuals; unfortunately, these achievements are shackled to the latest rendition of the bizarre narrative that reimagines the hag from The Wizard of Oz as a bullied-teen-turned-leftist-freedom-fighter. In some scenes, a theme of intolerance emerges, suggesting serious designs. But the bulk of the runtime instead bops between random spectacles, finally hardening into an inscrutable mishmash of Harry Potter, High School Musical, and Jim Carrey’s How the Grinch Stole Christmas! An intriguing opening, for example, promises a philosophical examination into whether wickedness is inborn or the result of one’s environment. But no such thing materializes: major ensuing sequences include two narcissists falling in love, a bookish girl receiving a lesson in attracting boys, and the casting of an ancient spell that makes monkeys fly. So…it was environment, I guess?

–Jim Andersen

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Movie Review – The Substance

The Substance isn’t, I suppose, very good—but dammit, I liked it anyway. A fable about the perils of remaking oneself to meet the wants of others, it aims to be a feminist Being John Malkovich, and in a smattering of memorable scenes, it succeeds. Unfortunately, the bulk of the film lacks discipline, judgment, and the basic plausibility that even sci-fi and horror movies are expected to provide. (Does this woman have any family, friends, or acquaintances?) I wish, too, that it would have opened itself up more broadly as a relatable tale for media-pressured women (and men) everywhere; instead, as its ill-advised finale makes disturbingly clear, its true interest is in the singular experience of aging Hollywood starlets. The Substance will therefore be remembered best in bits: my memory is already filtering the overlong narrative into a few compelling YouTube clips, generously forgetting the plentiful mistakes that douse the complete work’s Kaufman-esque aspirations and leave it an ugly, graceless, zombified resurrection of classics like Sunset Boulevard and, especially, All About Eve. But hey: it has those bits, doesn’t it?

–Jim Andersen

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Movie Review – Conclave

Conclave is a screenplay-driven film that, while smart, disappears into an unfortunate valley between realism and zaniness. Cardinals don’t behave like this; no one seriously believes that they do. Yet director Edward Berger and screenwriter Peter Straughan won’t quite relinquish the premise that, yes, actually, they do—so their creation has neither credibility nor artistic flourish. Had they freed themselves of the constraints of accuracy, we might have had something as fun as Yorgos Lanthimos’ The Favourite; had they doubled down on realism, we might have had the majesty that the subject matter demanded—think Kubrick’s Barry Lyndon. But they’ve done neither: they’ve given us The West Wing with popes. Indeed, this movie’s true Holy Spirit may be Aaron Sorkin, whose influence suffuses characters, wondrously, miraculously, with liberalist speeches so rhetorically sound as to ensure, even for an otherwise unremarkable tale, access to the kingdom of award season success.

–Jim Andersen

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Movie Review – Dune: Part 2

In the first movie adaptation of Dune, directed by David Lynch and released in 1984, there’s a bizarre scene in which Baron Harkonnen informs a prisoner that he has been given a poison, and that the only way to procure the antidote is to milk a scrawny looking cat every day. The cat is seen taped to a bulky contraption along with a live rat. We never receive any explanation of 1) why the Baron would do this, 2) the significance of the cat, or 3) why a rat is also attached to the milking device. In fact, we never see the cat or the rat again, and the scene, which doesn’t appear in Frank Herbert’s source novel, is quickly forgotten.

Inexplicable moments like this—of which there are more than a few—are part of why Lynch’s Dune is considered an old-timey failure, a relic of botched studio filmmaking. The newer Dune adaptations, directed by Denis Villeneuve, prove our progress in the craft of blockbuster cinema. Don’t they?

Actually, to me, some moments from the recently released Dune: Part 2 are equally as absurd and random as any from the 1984 version, although in a different way. Take one scene in which a gathering of Bene Gesserit discuss Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen. The purpose of the scene is to establish Feyd as a sociopath. The dialogue, though, quickly goes off the rails, as the three women attempt a garish Freudian analysis in which they reveal that Feyd murdered his mother and is therefore “sexually vulnerable” and hungers for the experience of pain.

Whoa. Did this conversation really need to happen? It’s extremely disturbing, and none of the details turn out to be relevant. (Feyd is rarely seen afterward except to participate in a knife fight.) One might assume that it’s backstory lifted clumsily from the book, but no: in the book there’s no mention of Feyd murdering his mother and no mention of his supposed sexual immaturity. The scene was inserted specifically for the movie and for no story-related purpose.

Yet this outrageous scene doesn’t draw our ire, as the cat-milking subplot does. The reason appears to be that Villeneuve’s scene, contrary to Lynch’s, seems serious: it’s dark and harrowing, so, somehow, its ridiculousness isn’t easily noticed. The cat/rat scene, on the other hand, is lighthearted and goofy, and that kind of ridiculousness receives no forgiveness.

Dune: Part 2 is, by design, a very depressing movie. It may be the most depressing blockbuster film I can remember, except for 2015’s The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2, another tale of cynical politics and futile warfare. Its even clearer predecessor, though, is 2009’s Avatar, with which it shares a nearly identical storyline: an outsider joins a skilled tribe of natives, ingratiating himself by subduing indigenous beasts—and, as it were, a fiery bachelorette—and going on to lead the tribe in battle against a militarized opponent. The only significant difference between the two stories is that Dune: Part 2 is palpably uneasy about itself, going as far as to finally conclude that its hero is, in fact, a villain. His triumph has been a scam. Hence “very depressing.”

So, naturally, everyone loves it. Because somewhere along the line, popular audiences stopped liking fun things and started liking bleakness and anguish. They stopped liking when antidotes have to be milked out of cartoonish cats, and they started liking when crushing sexual torment spruces up characters’ backstories, even in a PG-13 rated movie. Nobody smiles in Dune: Part 2, and that’s the way we like it. (Actually, in one early scene a group of girls briefly laughs; this may be what brought it all the way down to 93% on Rotten Tomatoes.)

Thinking about the blockbuster movies of my lifetime, I think I can peg exactly when this change occurred. It was somewhere between 2003’s The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, which ends with merry jigs in the Shire, and 2005’s Batman Begins, which… doesn’t end with any jigs, and after which, it seems, no one plans to do any jigs ever again. But 2003-2005 isn’t quite accurate as a demarcation of the transition period, because movies are released on a lengthy delay from when they begin filming. The Return of the King was actually filmed in 2000, and Batman Begins began production in 2003.

Can anyone think of any major events in American history that occurred between 2000 and 2003 that would have altered our national psychology?

Yes, I believe we’re still living in the post-9/11 cultural era. And since we’re still inside it, we have difficulty appreciating the degree to which that event continues to influence our behaviors and tastes. In my view, that influence has been harmful—on arty cinema, yes, but even more so on blockbusters like Dune: Part 2. These big budget films, after all, are made with the aim of appealing to the entire adult population, so they best reflect the cultural zeitgeist. And judging by our latest versions of Dune, Batman, James Bond, Star Wars, The Hunger Games, Jurassic Park, and even Twilight, our zeitgeist is traumatized. We cast an eye of suspicion on the bright side of life, rejecting its onscreen depictions as frivolities or even straight falsehoods. Meanwhile, we gravitate toward portrayals of emotional suffering, which receive an oft-undeserved stamp of validity from critics and audiences alike.

But rejecting the depiction of pleasure is unnatural and aesthetically damaging. Consider that Dune: Part 2 attempts to emphasize Feyd’s monstrosity by noting (as I’ve said, totally unnecessarily) that he gets pleasure from pain. That may be strange, but hey: at least he gets pleasure from something! That’s more than can be said for the Debbie Downers around him, whose expressions range from “tearful” to “raging” to “resigned to the futility of human existence.” No character in the movie besides Feyd exhibits the fundamental human behavior of aiming to do what they enjoy. That makes Feyd, contrary to Villeneuve’s intent, the film’s most likable character—a “scene stealer,” as major publications have generously put it. Thus, like so many 21st century blockbusters, Dune, by misunderstanding what makes a character relatable, accidentally sets its audience up to root for evil. (After all, if viewers like seeing Zendaya scream in misery for three hours, don’t they get pleasure from pain, too?)

The problem with Dune: Part 2 and similar big budget pictures is that they’re dishonestly dark. At the risk of making the most mockable statement one can make in 2024: life isn’t this bad. Sure, tragedy is part of life, but what about the flip side? What about moments like the jazzy cantina from Star Wars: A New Hope? The community celebration from The Lion King? The silly sex scenes from the early Bond films? Where are—I’ll even go this far—the jigs? Where, in summary, are the things that we like to do, and that we accordingly spend much of our time doing?

It seems we aren’t yet ready to welcome those back to the screen. The trauma continues.

 

–Jim Andersen

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2024 Best Picture Nominees Ranked

This year’s ranking of the 2024 Best Picture field is here—see the list below with links to full reviews for each film. Afterward, see my writeup for general commentary on the nominees.

 

10. Maestro (full review)

9. Barbie (full review)

8. Past Lives (full review)

7. Poor Things (full review)

6. American Fiction (full review)

5. The Holdovers (full review)

4. Killers of the Flower Moon (full review)

3. Anatomy of a Fall (full review)

2. Oppenheimer (full review)

1. The Zone of Interest (full review)

Commentary

In the half-decade that I’ve been compiling these rankings, this is the most impressive Best Picture slate that I’ve reviewed. Four of these ten are excellent movies, and at least one of the four is a masterpiece. Add Asteroid City from Wes Anderson, whose mounting pile of snubs will one day haunt the Academy, and you have five valuable additions to twenty-first century cinema.

Among some of these, I detect a common thread: humanity’s paralysis in the face of violent horrors. How timely. Oppenheimer, Killers of the Flower Moon, and The Zone of Interest all contribute important nuance to what amounts to a masterly cinematic discussion. Perhaps the order in which I’ve ranked them reflects the degree to which their protagonists confront the evil of their inaction: Ernest from Killers remains totally unwilling to do so, while Rudolph from Zone looks straight into the abyss and sees… well, I won’t spoil it for you.

Some may feel that I’ve shortchanged Barbie, the year’s top grossing movie. But to them and those who feel that Margot Robbie and Greta Gerwig were snubbed: I entreat you to watch the other films. Barbie operates on a meta level, calling for change in media and institutions. The other films, though, are way ahead of it: they answer that call. Anatomy of a Fall sympathetically portrays an imperfect woman. The Holdovers chronicles and validates a vulnerable masculinity. No grand speeches or recited thinkpieces are necessary for these superior films because they, like all good art, serve as counterpoints to mainstream narratives. They prove their dislike of commercial ideas by leaving them behind. Barbie, meanwhile, produced as it is by the multibillion dollar Mattel corporation, is chained to those ideas, so, to satisfy feminist discoursers, it spends its runtime merely telling us what it dislikes. But lodging complaints is superficial; only charting a new path is authentic. Today’s admirers of the movie may yet come to recognize it as just another guise of the ultimate chameleon, who’s always changing outfits—but always the same underneath.

Outside of the Oscar field, this year was notable for the decline of Disney as a dominant box office force. Marvel films are getting more boring by the week (even from, in my view, an impressively boring foundation), Star Wars may never recover from its last installment, and the animated studio outputs are regressing to 70s/80s-level blandness. Maybe that’s why this was such a good year for big studio films like Oppenheimer: the end of a monopoly is always good for the customer. Let’s see if the empire strikes back in 2024.

 

–Jim Andersen

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Movie Review: Poor Things

Poor Things is a celebration of sexual adventurousness, empathy for the poor, traveling the world, higher education, and belief in the scientific method—in other words, of being a Democrat. I’m one myself, so I don’t mind the pat on the back. But after two-and-a half-hours, one’s back gets a little worn out.

A comedy that flatters isn’t likely to be very original in concept, and indeed, although director Yorgos Lanthimos’ audiovisual effort at quirkiness is formidable, the substance of Poor Things is of a conventional mold. Emma Stone manifests various shades of a cliched character: the clueless outsider wreaking havoc on social norms. Tarzan. Borat. Big. Coneheads. You’ve seen them; you know what kind of jokes this movie has in store. Fifteen years after Borat, Stone deadpans: “Shall we touch each other’s genital pieces?” Twenty-five years after “Spongebob Squarepants,” Mark Ruffalo hams it up as a chauvinist Squidward.

The movie’s premise, too, for all its sci-fi gloss, is decades too late to be interesting. In 1989, a naïve mermaid wondered at a kitchen fork and dreamt of exploring the world. Poor Things, released thirty-five years later, uses the same concept (employing, even, quasi-animated backgrounds), modified only by the fact that—of no little emphasis throughout—Bella Baxter has a vagina. This will strike you as an innovation only if you’ve managed to miss, for example, every HBO show ever made.

British humor. It seemingly always comes back to sex, to the uproarious lifting of naughty taboos. But who, nowadays, is imposing these taboos? Poor Things, like Lanthimos’ previous feature, The Favourite, takes place in older times, the better to supply a parade of stunned prudes to gape at women talking about their clitorises. That Lanthimos must reach backward to enable these situations says something about how stale they are. Today, even the leader of the Republican Party discusses pussies in casual conversation. So, again, who among us are these frowning, stuffy villains?

Or are we all heroes? If we are, then my feature-length pat on the back, in addition to being tiresome, has no meaning. Because, to quote Syndrome: when everyone’s super, no one will be.

 

-Jim Andersen

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Movie Review: Anatomy of a Fall

An ingenious subversion of the courtroom drama, Anatomy of a Fall dives into modern society’s fractured, confused ethical landscape with the goal of salvaging something useful, and it succeeds.

Samuel Meleski (Samuel Theis) has fallen to his death under strange circumstances. His wife, Sandra (Sandra Huller) is suspected of murdering him, but complexities abound. After the review of painstaking forensic analysis; changing stories from Sandra and her blind son, Daniel (Milo Machado-Graner); and a recording of a ferocious argument between Sandra and her husband; Sandra remains, in the court’s view, the likely culprit, but her guilt hasn’t been proven with certainty. Plus, a competing narrative emerges that Samuel was depressed and may have killed himself (although Sandra herself initially disbelieves this).

Thus, our favorite sources of knowledge fail to yield conclusive results. Scientific evidence, eyewitness accounts, professional expertise, and even taped dialogue leave us in doubt. Is Sandra guilty? Is she merely the victim of sexism? Of poor representation by her defense lawyer (Swann Arlaud), who lacks the fiery eloquence of his prosecutorial counterpart (Antoine Reinartz)? Of the murkiness of marriage, which defies the kind of easy answers that the jury seeks? Or, finally, is she simply a victim of the very notion of truth, which, despite its pretenses, is never ironclad—vulnerable, especially, to the convergence of unfortunate coincidences?

In summary, Triet has shuttled us into the epistemological crisis that, arguably, has characterized much of the 21st century. Truth is a lie, the thinking goes, and cases like Sandra’s prove it. Why even try to parse facts, when so many of them are suspect? (After all, they were gathered by humans, who are prone to error.) Why attempt to form conclusions, when our interpretations rely on inference and, sometimes, prejudice?

But one witness has yet to come forward. Daniel may not have been able to see the tragedy, but his experiences have lent him a perspective on the case. Torn whether to share it, he shrieks for help, realizing that there’s no perfect solution: if he provides testimony beneficial to his mother, he may well aid in freeing his father’s murderer. His cries, however, are in vain: there’s no help on the way. He, on the verge of adulthood, must for the first time reckon with the ambiguity of life, making a decision with mighty consequences while possessing only incomplete information. Such is life. We’re all blind, metaphorically, yet we forge a way forward.

So, again: is Sandra guilty? No, she isn’t. Do I know this for sure? That’s the mischievous question. I suppose I don’t, but shall we dismantle society on the basis of our limitations, rather than hoisting it on the basis of our strengths? Triet, with this virtuosic picture, says that we shall not. Because for us humans, nothing is ever certain—unlike for Snoop, the family dog, who, upon Sandra’s return, snuggles up to her, never having doubted: acquainted, maybe, with some means of unshakable, irrefutable knowledge, forever elusive to us.

 

–Jim Andersen

 

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Movie Review: Maestro

There’s always one.

Every year, I watch all ten nominees for the Best Picture Oscar, which means that every year, I have to spend a whole evening watching somebody impersonate a musician. Maestro, this year, was my dutiful sacrifice to the Academy.

As with Bohemian Rhapsody and Elvis, I can only spend my review questioning why this movie was made. Musicians, after all, hardly need films: their work speaks so loudly for itself, and we can access it any time we want. Of what importance, really, are their private lives? This is an especially pressing quandary for this picture, since Leonard Bernstein wasn’t a wild man like Freddy Mercury or Elvis, both of whom, as characters, at least promise a spectacle (even in their faded, Oscar-tailored iterations). Rather, he was a focused composer who mixed in high society and partook in affairs. The movie, therefore, has nothing to depict. Its runtime consists of light, uninteresting banter—as if, instead of aiming to portray older times, it means to copy older cinematic aesthetics: in particular the penchant for sniggering, martini-sipping remarks, which don’t pack a tremendous punch these days.

Bradley Cooper wears a prosthetic nose for this role. He has to, because he doesn’t look a lot like Leonard Bernstein. Truth be told, he doesn’t sound a lot like him, either. It was a stroke of good fortune for his casting prospects, however, that the director, co-writer, and co-producer of this movie were all… Bradley Cooper.

(Said dryly between martini sips): The audition must have been a breeze.

 

–Jim Andersen